Post by nicole on Dec 29, 2009 12:50:55 GMT -5
JACK NAPIER (?)
The Joker
Can’t read my,
Can’t read my
No he can’t read my poker face
He's got me like no body.
And won't you think I'm pretty[/size]
name;; He doesn't remember his real name. He is almost positive his first name was Jack from one of his flashbacks. Napier just rolled off the tongue. Jack is derived from Jackin (earlier Jankin), a medieval diminutive of John. It has become slang for man. (Hit the road Jack!) The British surname Napier is derived from an occupational name for someone who sold or produced table linen or for a naperer which was a servant who was responsible for the washing and storage of linen in a medieval household.
Do not confuse this name with the Puerto Rican porn star.
nickname;; Clown Prince of Crime. Do I need to explain?
Clown. Once more, I think you get it.
age;; 45
date of birth;; April 1 1965
gender;; male
occupation;; Your Friendly Homicidal Clown. Former Comedian and Engineer.
sexualorienation;; Straight, though if Batsy made a move... HAHAHHAHAHA!
When I'm standing top the bright lit city[/size]
hair;; Naturally blonde, hasn't been washed and was sprayed green. It's like a greasy greeny blonde.
eyes;; Green and bloodshot. They are a bit on the narrow side and have a yellow pigmentation in the whites.
height;; 6 foot 5 inches
weight;; 160 lbs
build;;
Mistah J is ripped and in top physical condition for a man of his age and stature. Not to say he has a 12 pack and super sexy guns. His muscles are lean and hard, just ask Harley.
piercings;; n/a
tatoos;; n/a
style;;
You're asking the Joker about style? He likes purple, green, and blue. And pink but, he'd never wear that. Ew. The Joker sports a blue dress shirt with an hexagon pattern, that he had drawn on himself with a sharpie when he was bored. Over that is a dark kelly green vest with a pukish green tie tucked in. His nice pinstripe pants were once purple but they are fading to a dark blue. They are a bit too long for him and are scuffed up and ripped in the back from walking on them. On his feet are like this ugly bowling shoes expect he dumped them in green dye. Now they look like a dirty yellow. His favorite piece of clothing is a large purple trench coat he stole off some hobo. It ends in mid-cave and is very loose and comfy, though it smells like rotting eggs. Finally he wears black leather gloves and always seems to have a knife in his heads.
As for his face, he smears on the white make up all over his face. It has a pleasant smell, like Jeannie's purse after she spilled her powder in it. Who ever Jeannie is!? Ha! The black make up all over his eyes is just mushed up eye liner, the occasional splinter does get him but he does take care to get the wood pieces out. Now the red is lipstick. Call him gay and he'll cut out your tongue. The lipstick traces his lips and scars.
He doesn't have a sense of style, just one outfit.
And I'll take your hand and pick you up[/size]
favorites;;
Batman. His other half, his equal, and his only source of fun! Of course he loves the Batman. The way he never laughs or shrinks in fear. And when he throws a right hook? Oh the pain is amazing. No one makes him bleed as much as Batsy does. He loves his little vigilante. It's so easy to get under his skin.
Harley. She is the only one who sticks around for him to beat up. Plus, she is willing to do whatever says. Could it get any better? Actually it could. He wants to cut her tongue out. That voice of hers. UGH!
Inflicting Pain. Whether it's emotional or physical he gets a kick out of it. He enjoys it when grown men cry and babies scream.
Fancy Parties. Who doesn't love crashing these things?! Bruce Wayne's are the most rewarding. One time this girl stood up to him and then he blew her up about a week later. It was great ha. Back to the parties! He enjoys the soft music, the cocktails, and especially the olives! He loves the olives!
Electroshock Treatment. Fuck those ink blots. He loves the shocks!
Poker and Cards. He loves those games. He recalls sitting at a table with a woman playing go fish when he was little. He loves to cheat and win. 52 card pick up is a favorite!
Lady Gaga. He enjoys her music quietly and thoroughly as it doesn't make sense, and when it does it's about sex or money. Sounds like a good life! He loves the way she dresses and acts, almost like him. Maybe it wouldn't be too late to dress Harley up like that...
(i couldn't help it xDDDDD)
hates;;
Father. The few memories he does remember of this man are unpleasant. He hates this man completely and hopes he's in a nursing home with a diaper. His father deserves pain and suffering for what he caused.
Nightwing, Batgirl, and Robin. Can you say copy cats? Jeeze, not only do they steal Batsy's ideas, they take his motif too!? He detests their knack for interrupting his quality time with the b-man. He enjoys hurting them the most. Like when he beat the 2nd bird up with a crowbar? CLASSIC. Where does Basty get these kids anyway? Lay-away?
Harley. Can you say annoying little brat?
Arkham Asylum. This place has a bittersweet hold on the Joker. He hates being kept locked up but, enjoys all the minds he can twist and poke at, Harley for example. He enjoys inflicting hurt on the inmates and electroshock treatment.
Circus Clowns. They piss him off.
Children. Just ew. He would never touch a child unless it was to kill them. Yes, he can stoop that low.
Pamela Isley. Who Red think she is? He's the one who brought Harley into this lifestyle and he's the one who keeps her in line. He doesn't need some damn firecrotch ruining all his hard work. He doesn't want her placing false ideas in his harlequin's head that she means something! Damn ginger...He'd enjoy killing her slowly and painfully via weed whacker.
Money. He is not a material girl living in a material world. He could careless about money and fancy things. He is a man of simple tastes; gasoline, dynamite, knives, and poison.
Liars. They piss him off, especially Magicians! It's not magic!
strengths;;
Pain Resistant. He does feel it but, he enjoys it. It reminds him of how much pain he's caused others. He likes it rough, being a masochist. You can punch him all you want. He won't break.
Intelligent. He is a very clever, conniving criminal. How do you think he manages to stay out of trouble. He studies his opponents, forms an objective, and works his way there. Before going all coo-coo bananas, he invested himself in chemistry, nuclear engineering, and genetics.
Immune to Poisons. Joker has an immune to most poisons from addictions and self medicated prescription. This has granted him immunity but also lost him some sanity.
Manipulative. Give him some time and isolation, and he could even make Batman crawl on the floor and chew his foot off. Joker can mold his lies into the minds of anyone, flip their judgments upside down, and essentially make another insane being.
Resourceful. He can make anything a lethal weapon, just give him a few seconds. An office cubical is like a wonderland for torture and pain. That cute bobble-head over there? Oh yeah! That too.
Cheating Death. The Joker should be long gone but, like Catwoman he has nine lives but, more. He's fallen off more building, been shot at, or blown up enough times to kill the entire state of Rhode Island.
weaknesses;;
Bullets. No one is bullet proof, neither is the Joker.
Attention. If he doesn't receive it, he'll do something to get it. No matter what. He mainly seeks Batman's attention and will do anything to get it.
Age. He's getting too old to continue to run around Gotham. His body suffering the wear and tear. He's still the Clown we all know and love but, he's slower at getting up and recovering from the punches.
Funny. He needs to make every stunt funny, whether it's too Harley or himself. If it's not funny, he won't do it. Jokes cannot be explained either.
Limitless. He lost his temper a long time ago. So little things cause a huge reaction from him. He'll do whatever pops into his mind, no matter how dramatic or insignificant, as long as it's funny.
quirks/habits;;
Lying with Truth. When he speaks, it's usually a lie with a pinch of truth in there. It makes what he says believable but still keeps him ahead and winning. He'd make a wonderful politician. 'Vote for me or Die!' How about them apples Dent!? Oh-erm Two-face.
Biting and Licking. Before cracking a joke, he bites then licks his lower lip. His poor lips! No amount of chapstick could save their rugged texture or stop the bleeding cuts. The top lip is bitten when he is thinking, never licked. The top is only licked when he's pissed off.
Humming. He often hums and mutters songs or melodies when doing his 'job.' These range from Flight of the Bumble Bee to Just Dance.
Twitching. He's controlled his twitching and it barely happens anymore. But the occasional twitch does happen.
The Joke Book. The Joker occasionally writes down things he has done or plans to do in a little black book. He places newspaper clippings of places or things involved, maybe even people. It's like a diary that no one knows about.
goals/dreams;;
Break Batman. He can't always follow the rules!
Kill Everyone Close to Batman. Why not? Sounds fun, doesn't it? Kill those damn little kids and that mangy cat should be at the top of everyone's list.
Be Topdog. No one likes the mobsters organization with their little dons and their plans. No, Uncle Joker should be in charge! Everyone would be happy! Well maybe not but, J would!
Make the Batman Laugh. The stone-faced vigilante could use a good laugh, or a nice smile on his face. Laughing or a permanent smile! Doesn't matter to him.
Run Gotham City!
overall personality;;
Joker is a Sadist. He takes joy out of other people's pain and suffering, and simply enjoys what he does best - killing things and blowing stuff up. It is this, along with his unpredictable nature, that allows him to gain a sick sort of respect among even the upper classes of Gotham, allowing him to do whatever he wants, whenever he wants. Nothing is out of bounds to the Joker, even killing children (Which he doesn't do very often. There really is no challenge in it). But what he wants isn't something simple. Or perhaps, it's the most simplest thing of all; He simply wants to have fun, and to prove that everything is just one big cosmic joke. Everyone is out for themselves, and will do anything to protect themselves.
It is for this reason, perhaps, that he feels somewhat attracted to Batman. He craves for the attention of the Bat, claiming that life without the Caped Crusader would just be too boring to continue. Some have speculated that it is a homoerotic attraction between the two, but the Joker explains it as simple as Yin and Yang. Neither of the two can exist without the other, and they are truly destined to oppose each other for the rest of their lives, and probably even after they are dead and gone.
But who believes in the after-life? Puppy-cock.
Joker is always laughing and smiling, and he expects the same out of everyone else. After all life is too short and sad for frowns! Giving people Glasgow smiles is tame compared to his normal escapades! All he wants is to spread the joy he feels and wears everyday! Get ready for to smile Gotham.
And keep you there so you can see[/size]
father;; Steven Napier {bartender;deceased}
mother;; Janice Napier {housewife;deceased}
siblings;; n/a
relatives;; n/a
pets;; Harley Quinn{ex-psychologist;28}
hometown;; Gotham City
currentlyliving;; Gotham City
history;;
"I'm not exactly sure what happened. Sometimes I remember it one way, sometimes another... If I'm going to have a past, I prefer it to be multiple choice!"
As long as you're alive and care[/size]
name;; nicole
age;; 17
experience;; a lot
activity;; a lot
whyyoujoined;; ALLIIIII
phrase;; joker warns you that pluto is out for revenge.
example;; no.
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